Eye humped you
As always, the people around me are responsible for/inspire most of the stuff I write. Little things often lead to monumental Fails or Wins. (If things don’t lead to either of the two, then they aren’t worth character space).
Edit having recently visited Goa, was describing his trip to me. In the middle of describing the scenic beaches and the amazing sun, the conversation veered to an erstwhile discussion between the two of us which was primarily about the dearth of attractive women in his(our) life(lives). This was when he suddenly launched into a graphic account of how he saw a large number of amazingly attractive(?) women in a street outside a night club in Goa. As is protocol, I asked him the customary question
Explorer: Did you get laid?
Edit: No.
Explorer: Atleast dry-humping?
Edit: No. No dry-humping. Only eye-humping.
These were his exact words. My friend Edit did not realise that he came up with an apt term which accounts for the sex lives of millions of Indians. ”Eye-humping” can be broadly defined as stripping people naked with the “mind’s eye” and performing gross/obscene sexual acts with them within the said “mind’s eye”.
Stud-max terms now have fresh company. Eye-humping is here to stay, it will soon be as much a part of India’s sexual history as Kamasutra or Khajuraho.
Issued in public interest: Eye-humping is a severe lack of respect towards women and is in no way condoned by anyone. It is utterly derogatory and painful for subject of aforementioned eye-humping. Respect women, be civilised.
If not, UP yours.
