Immense pressure and workload over the last couple of weeks led to me being decidedly workaholic and deliberately reticent. I had to delve into my pools of reserve Force to be able to complete these tasks. Said tasks being my Midterm exams and my project. Pity they don’t grade you on the basis of blood-medichlorian content. Stand first every single time, I would.( Greetings Master Yoda). Studness only.
My project is my bane (very much similar to Isildur’s bane only his bane was a visible ring and WAY cooler). Murphy’s law passed every single test case while my software didn’t. Learning and putting a software platform to use isn’t as easy as it sounds. Especially if it’s within 15 days. Experience.
Total engrossment in software paradigms and error conditions and metadata lead to me looking at everything in terms of 1/0, yes/no, win/fail though I was visibly partial to the last of the three. All my efforts seemed to be dedicated to the goal of achieving Pwnage. In hindsight, I realise I over did it causing severe loss of cool to myself and marked increase in fool. This is where I put words out of usage(yes. I not only introduce the general public to new words, but also put words out of vocabulary). The P-word is no longer a part of the Explorer’s dictionary.
P.S: The Explorer still P-words all of you and and his blog still is the home of all W-word on the internet and I still live in the pursuit of voiding the world of all F-word.
Aah, the sweet taste of W-word.
Categories: explore-asm
Tags: blog, cool, exams, explorer, fail, fool pwnage, force, isildur, java, medichlorians, murphy's law, stud, win, yoda
My board exams and the league season have been the major hindrance that have kept me from updating my blog for the past month or two, thereby saddening my entire readership network which amounts to a sum total of two (including me).
The Mumbai University and The Mumbai District Football Association have impeded my meteoric progress in the blogosphere by scheduling gruelling engineering second year semester 4 exams and division 5 league matches respectively in this time period.
Strictly going by order of preferrence, I would prefer playing 5 football matches in one day rather than give 1 examination in 5 days (hyperbole to be accepted without challenge). The exam “mentality” managed to screw up my teams chances of winning the league this season. The major contributing factor being that out of the 11 starters, 6 are studying to be engineers.
After a 3-0 victory and 8-0 trouncing of some poor guys in this time frame, we succumbed to two goalless draws leaving everyone except our goalkeeper extremely dejected. ( Anyways, it is quite hard to get our goalie to lose his spirits, though I have no clue whether his happy-go-lucky attitude is on account of his “lack of IQ” and “supposed abundance of AQ“.)
Also the primary objective of every M.U student is to attain a minimum of 40 marks in every paper(though for a vast majority, the specified minimum is also the maximum). So, you see where I have been directing all my efforts. And did I mention that I also scored three goals for my team in the course of the two victories we gathered over this month.
There you go.
The sole objective of this post is to show all of you that I am a bloody good football player, and am also not vertically, horizontally or transcendentally or visually or otherwise challenged. And I will not be offended in any way if you consider me a stud.
